HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
never have I laughed so hard
i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.
one cannot simply not reblog this.
Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.
Reminder that Dean is really freaking scary…
Friendly reminder that Dean Winchester keeps his word. He told Gramps Campbell that the next time he saw him he’d put a bullet in his brain because Gramps was working with Crowley without Sam’s knowledge or consent, for an entire year. Then he pulled Dean into without Dean knowing WHO they were working for.
This was next time.
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year
These are golden
Come on, Sammy! Let’s have a beer… talk about it. I’m tired of playing. Let’s finish this game. (x)
Omg I am dying. Literally one of these daily.
My life, in other people’s tweets.
I’m not even British and I do half these things.
“Mom used to tell me when she tucked me in that angels were watching over us”.
why are you doing this to me
My heart just exploded.